I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal
did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
it’s so weird that everyone’s mom’s name is mom
i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy